nutcracker

a game that boys play where they have a cracker in the middle and they cum on it. whoever is last to cum has to eat the cracker.

“are y’all tryna play nutcracker tn?”

by hotmf October 24, 2020

nutcracker

a game that boys play where they cum on a cracker and the last to cum has to eat the cracker

“yall tryna play nutcracker tn?”

by hotmf October 24, 2020

Nutcrack

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”

by showpeasant January 31, 2024

Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off

Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?

by ScroTard June 20, 2022

Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.

I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!

by Girth Harris July 3, 2022

Nutcracker

When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can

Man 1: Jerry just hit me in the nuts super hard

Man 2: Yeah, he's the nutcracker of the group

by IBankGrenades December 6, 2021

Nutcracker

When a women crushes your nuts with her ass.

That Bitch you'st cracked deez nuts like a nutcracker

by GAYMYASSHOLE!"§$%% November 18, 2020