Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."

Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(

by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025

Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.

I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!

by Girth Harris July 3, 2022

nutcracker challenge

It is like Destroy Dick December but it is continuing even in January from 31 to 1.

Destroy Dick December Is for kids, try nutcracker challenge.

by anononanon December 4, 2018

Nutcracker

When someone is dick eating you!

When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody

by 44 feel me April 25, 2024

nutcracker

a game that boys play where they have a cracker in the middle and they cum on it. whoever is last to cum has to eat the cracker.

“are y’all tryna play nutcracker tn?”

by hotmf October 24, 2020

Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth

Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!

by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025

Nutcracker

Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society

Jesus how did that truck get flipped on its side?!
Oh, that was Barry, he's a right nutcracker

by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021