A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025

When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck
by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 13, 2021

A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
by peep_n_cheese_ August 7, 2023

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022

When someone wants to get more views on their videos so they put stupid trending hashtags that have nothing to do with it like #fortnite, #gamer, or most commonly on tik tok, #disneysnutcracker
Guy 1: woah how’d this guy get so many likes on this post?
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers
by Wade_the_guy November 13, 2018

by anononanon December 4, 2018

a game that boys play where they have a cracker in the middle and they cum on it. whoever is last to cum has to eat the cracker.
by hotmf October 24, 2020
