Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."

Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(

by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025

Twisted Nutcracker

When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck

Last night my aunts daughter was being rude so I gave her a Twisted Nutcracker

by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 13, 2021

the nutcracker

A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive

At my party tommor i think im gonna try the nutcracker

by peep_n_cheese_ August 7, 2023

nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.

Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!

by LordJenal July 7, 2022

disneys nutcracker

When someone wants to get more views on their videos so they put stupid trending hashtags that have nothing to do with it like #fortnite, #gamer, or most commonly on tik tok, #disneysnutcracker

Guy 1: woah how’d this guy get so many likes on this post?
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers

by Wade_the_guy November 13, 2018

nutcracker challenge

It is like Destroy Dick December but it is continuing even in January from 31 to 1.

Destroy Dick December Is for kids, try nutcracker challenge.

by anononanon December 4, 2018

nutcracker

a game that boys play where they have a cracker in the middle and they cum on it. whoever is last to cum has to eat the cracker.

“are y’all tryna play nutcracker tn?”

by hotmf October 24, 2020