I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!
by Girth Harris July 3, 2022

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
by showpeasant January 31, 2024

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy January 13, 2020

A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
by peep_n_cheese_ August 7, 2023

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022

by GAYMYASSHOLE!"§$%% November 18, 2020

When someone is dick eating you!
When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody
by 44 feel me April 25, 2024
