by Ackass September 11, 2005
A very small person much like the last in the series of russion nesting dolls. The small people tend to have long curly blond hair and suck there thumbs a little more than they should considering there at uni.
by Neal Hugedong April 29, 2008
NUMP-TEE someone so stupid that he starts fights with evil b*****ds like satan and ME! also he has the muscle tension of a Kit-kat and can not even lift a computer monitor on his own
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
by kristina September 13, 2004
Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.
2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.
2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.
Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?
Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!
Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!
by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004
A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.
by claudia January 01, 2004
the people who write things on here being incredibly offensive to homosexuals and 'Emo kids'. just for the record i am not either of these, yet i can see that what people are writing is out of order by a long shot! i think y'all should grow up and get a life...are you not human? do you not see that other people have feelings? shit you are all so prejudice and cruel!
by Melanne November 18, 2004