4 November

International buttfuck your tallest friend day.

person 1:What are you doing with Jake?

person 2:Why are you asking its 4 November, its international buttfuck your tallest friend day!

person 1:Aaaah i understand now. Don´t keep him busy for too long.

by Big cum machine 2000 November 4, 2021

4 November

No sharing food day
Today u don’t share ur food with anyone

Friend asks for some food and I sad no because it’s 4 November no sharing food day :)

by ThatPolishGirl November 3, 2020

November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.

person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*

by dylansgirlfriend2000 November 3, 2022

November 4

The day where you are allowed to simp over someone. And you can call them all day because you feel bad for not calling them! SIMPPPP!
e.g: we haven’t called in a while but calling isn’t the best but I’m a simp so oh well

Non simp: you wanna call
Simp: yeah, I’m a simp today

You a simp cos you don’t even enjoy the calls you just feel bad! SIMPPPP on November 4

by Hobnob_23rd November 3, 2020

november 4

If you have a tall friend this is a Great day to express that with some thoot shit

November 4 is national make fun of your tall friend day! For example: use this sentence: how’s the weather up there? Then afterwards give him/ her a donut as «i was just joking,ly»

by some crackhead advice November 1, 2019

November 4

November 4th is the day you appreciate your little sister

“Why are u taking me to Starbucks”
“Cuz it’s November 4th!”

by yourmomswindexcleaner November 3, 2021

November 4

Tell some ppl but your crush Who it is

You: Yo Aimee my crush is joe
Aimee: omgggggg wait today is November 4

by Bitch y u so nosy November 2, 2020