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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.
I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!
by Twight0931 March 26, 2021
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block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.
Person 1: I keep getting block notifications from these chicks man
Person 2: Damn that's rough
by bigdickdavid69 July 14, 2021
mugGet the block notificationmug.

notification echo

when you get a notification on one device and then another, and another, and another in quick succession - this is what is known as the "echo". Also known as "an echo".
Dude, your notification echo is a real pain in the ass.
by Rupert grint November 8, 2015
mugGet the notification echomug.
- All notifications are deleted successfully
- All notifications are deleted successfully
by Daisyle216 April 12, 2022
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
mugGet the Parental Notificationmug.

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