Northern Norway

A place located north in norway where the only food they eat is fish, bollemelk/klæppsuppa and more fish. Nordlænningæ (that's what they're called) swear a lot, I mean satan i hælvette kor di bannjest. they don't have cars there so they use their ride on their reindeers if they want to go somwhere.

Kjæm du fra nordnorge må du ha MINST ett reinsdyr!
English translation- If you come from northern norway you got to have AT LEAST one reindeer!

by koselepip November 4, 2017

norway

if you ever come to norway make sure too leave after 5 minutes. this is one of the top 3 most depressing countries

''oh your from norway? kys.

by jamescharales April 28, 2022

Johan from norway

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins

ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!

by Sivertisverygay March 1, 2022

Norway

Where the women tell you they are shy, then they tell you they have a predilection with having their toes sucked on…..where they tell you they don’t like music , then tell you they’ve been going to Sziget 8 days straight for 8 years in a row on a pyschadelic drug bender…….where they are pretty but need constant positive reinforcement via hundreds or thousands of pictures of themselves

Hey I am from Norway. I just started an onlyfans account after a two week bender in Kosovo, do you have a superfluous 21st toes ?

by Knapptime3 April 24, 2023

Norway Fallacy

The belief that any political issue, no matter its size or scope, has been solved by Norway.

Person 1: "How do we get people to stop doing drugs?"
Person 2: "Norway probably has it solved."
Person 1: "Norway Fallacy. Do you even know anything about Norwegian politics?"

by Blue Lotuss February 15, 2024

Norway

Australian for "No way".

American Guy: "Did you know that Scandinavian countries are generally the happiest?
Australian Guy: "Norway!"

by threeperiods May 13, 2025