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Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.
Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!
by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011
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Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.
They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...
by leukippos October 5, 2011
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Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.
The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.
by Tbird58 November 28, 2022
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sibling foreplay

When two people act as familiar as siblings and yet the sexual tension is clearly palpable.
Quit with the ol slap and tickle this sibling foreplay is just about intolerable.
by oracle of umph December 5, 2015
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Yank and Spank Foreplay

When you and your shawty (Girl) or freind (guy) jerk off while spanking your ass at the same time. Must be in group setting!
Yo bro Kaeden & Josh are yank and spank foreplaying”
by Ooocaba April 11, 2025
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Aberdonian Foreplay

Sitting in front of a space heater to warm up before having sex. Typically done by couples in the winter in Aberdeen due to the cold temperatures and poor housing insulation.
Tom: It's November so me and Janice have been doing some aberdonian foreplay before we get down to it

Mike: Yeah I know what you mean, it's been baltic the last couple nights, I might have to bust out my heater too
by Plumflower November 12, 2023
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