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Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.
Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!
by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011
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Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.
They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...
by leukippos October 5, 2011
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uber foreplay

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016
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Fort Mac Foreplay

When you and a member of opposite sex work on the same greasy mechanical project before hooking up. Mingling the same greasy hands on one anothers body.
When you leave a hand print on her ass after a little Fort Mac Foreplay, it's not red from snacking it. It's black.
by Tomalomasarus January 9, 2021
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Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.
The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.
by Tbird58 November 28, 2022
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cereal foreplay

Cereal Foreplay is where one man stretches the asshole of the other man and uses his asshole as a cereal bowl (pouring milk in then cereal and slurping it out with Fecal Matter)

A: Wanna Try Cereal Foreplay Tonight

B: Nah were outta milk
Cereal Foreplay is one of the greatest kinks i have.
by Cereal Fucker October 19, 2017
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