Dude, after I found out she was cheating I broke down crying and then began to use my tears as "emotion lotion".
by Sgpro2019 July 7, 2020
Get the Emotion Lotionmug. More colorful term for boring, disgusting mayonnaise. So-called because it acts as a lubricant for deli meats, basting them in a nasty coating similar to lotion.
by Kaiserdriver December 17, 2014
Get the sandwich lotionmug. The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.
by 12guage77 December 16, 2009
Get the Speed lotioningmug. When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other
Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”
by BRM22 February 1, 2020
Get the lotion fightmug. The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."
by mittybunny November 17, 2014
Get the lotion clotmug. The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
Bro! What did you just fling at my face?
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
by whippersnapper March 5, 2012
Get the Lotion Crustmug. The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.
by hprocks July 5, 2014
Get the emergency lotionmug.