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Newfoundland Lobster Trap

When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.
Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.
by Submarineer March 25, 2009
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Newark Diet

/New.irk-Die.it/

Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.
Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(
by bootyclap189 December 31, 2011
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Newark Valley

The whitest town you will ever find. Pretty much everyone is related and there is about 5 families that make up about 50 percent of the population. There is about 1000 people in the whole town and everyone knows each other. Often reffered to as “ Nerk Valley”.
You wanna go to Newark Valley
“ Don’t you mean Nerk Valley”
by Dr. McFullSend April 16, 2019
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Newfags

Any new person, or thing, to enter a site.
"the damn newfags ruined this room"
by Midnight_Shadows July 9, 2009
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Newcastle Brown Ale

The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. What more need I say? If it's not sold yet...the labels include 5 top class facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term 'bottle of dog' and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).
Drunk: Bottle of Newqui please
Bartender: That some sort of local drink?
Drunk: No i'm not from Newquay!! Bottle of dog? mothers milk? Brown Ale?
Bartender: Ah the drink of the Gods. One bottle o' brown coming up.
by jazzle April 19, 2005
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nefanigan

1. A penis that appears to be in a constant state of pseudo erection.

The illusion of a nefanigan is created in some males when their package is located abnormally high upon their body.
: Oh my god, that guys package was huge! AMEEN!

: Are you kidding me!?!? He just has a nefanigan.
by lil-K March 1, 2008
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Newarkian

He is a lifelong Newarkian and received his BA degree at the University of Delaware.
by ilinri September 16, 2009
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