1. Primary investigator of a crime scene.
2. One who acts in the absence of the detective sergeant.
3. Liaison from an investigative unit to any other unit of a law enforcement agency.
4. A Lead Detective is not "any detective" and therfore not responsible for answering phone calls addressed as such.
5. A title that may or may not provide supervisor authority, however this aspect of the title is often clouded in ambiguity and seldom easily explained.
2. One who acts in the absence of the detective sergeant.
3. Liaison from an investigative unit to any other unit of a law enforcement agency.
4. A Lead Detective is not "any detective" and therfore not responsible for answering phone calls addressed as such.
5. A title that may or may not provide supervisor authority, however this aspect of the title is often clouded in ambiguity and seldom easily explained.
by ln68 April 21, 2009
Get the Lead Detective mug.A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.
"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."
"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"
"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"
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Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.
There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.
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Get the nective mug.When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"
Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!
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Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"
Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."
Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."
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