Just pulled past a beat up Toyota on the road, driving and swerving.
When I pulled past the driving was getting an average Nebraskan so guess that explains it
When I pulled past the driving was getting an average Nebraskan so guess that explains it
by Bill bones November 21, 2022
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Get the Nebraskan Corn Schucker mug."Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger gave the driver an average nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."
by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022
Get the average nebraskan mug.When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.
Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it
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Get the Nebraskan Nose Dive mug.The action in which one whips out their mega long dong shmeater and wraps it around another’s neck and proceeds to hang them for their erect meat
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Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
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