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naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.
Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.
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Naturally fortified Wine

“Naturally Fortified Wine — a high-alcohol wine achieved solely through fermentation without added distilled spirits. Coined by Andrew Neville Hynniewta.”
Little Haven makes Naturally Fortified Wine

Dirty Narelle

When you get so black out drunk after a meth binge, you forget you shat yourself and decide to masterbate with crusty fecal matter all over your bits and develop a yeast infection.. Then bake break with it.
"Fuck sake.. Had to take a long shower after a Dirty Narelle again"
Dirty Narelle by Benzerker April 11, 2023