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National Grab boob day 

National Grab Boob Day is a sacred day where men and women are free to grab each others boob all day long. Grab Booty Day takes place on Demeber 30th every year.
Girl: why did you do that
Boy: It’s national grab boob day

National boob lover day

A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!
“Hey dude what did you post in your story”

“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”

“why tho?”

“because it’s national boob lover day”

National boob pic day 

23 may your girlfriend will send a pic of her boobs or herself in a bra
Guy 1: My girl sent me a boob pic
Guy 2: Well ofcourse its national boob pic day

National Grab Boob Day 

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

National grab boob day 

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.
dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"

dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"

National Send Boobas Day 

On June 9th, its the official day to send boobas to people without them asking
Im gonna send my boobas to this person because its national send boobas day