by iluvcheeseandcrackers11 June 12, 2009
Get the world's number one supergroupmug. Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.
"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."
by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003
Get the number one brown jerseymug. by Christopher Tucker April 8, 2004
Get the Rule Number Onemug. sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.
dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!
by satchmo April 26, 2005
Get the Number One T-shirtmug. Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.
by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009
Get the going number one and number twomug. 
by funko pop 232 July 27, 2021
Get the heyo is the number one soobin stanmug.