Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Tracey Martel

Trixie Mattel’s unofficial name, born from the time she did a pageant (yes that’s happening) and the announcer/host person was so drunk he read out ‘TRIXIE MATTEL’ as ‘TRACEY MARTEL’. Subsequently, Trixie calls herself this all the time lol. LOVE YOU TRIXXXX

oh honey, tracey martel? sounds like my friday night honey!

by veryqueerandinthebuilding December 18, 2020

Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009

Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."

by Bulldog December 9, 2008

marth

1. The hero and main character of Fire Emblems 1 and 3. His legendary weapon was the Falchion. Marth also appeared in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl with other Fire Emblem lords.

2. A girly man.

1. I own with Marth on Brawl!

2. Tony is such a Marth.

by Cellophane Alphabet June 12, 2008

Marteka

Also known as Teka :Name meaning beautifully unique intelligent and laid back. Full of life. Sexy!

If you ain't got a Marteka, better get you one!

by Tekababii December 21, 2016

Maartje

An amazing and inspirational person. She is very funny and will boring a smile to your face when You are sad. She has about 4 close friends wich she treats like her family. If You are friends with a Maartje, You are very Lucky.

Look there’s Maartje! I would love to be friends with her!

by Iemdmodmkfkrowejfufeh May 30, 2020