metro morte

When your NYC MTA Subway Metro card is no longer valid and you have to add more $. From the Italian, 'morte'-dead. Rhymes w/ common Italian phrase 'mezzo morte'-half dead.

Fuck! I can't get through the turnstyle - my swipe card is Metro morte!

by David L. Snyder October 16, 2007

Mort's Law

Mort's Law is a law that states if something has a fanbase, that fanbase will to some degree, be toxic. Basically without exception, if there is a fanbase, that fanbase is toxic. The name comes from the show Rick and MORTy which, most infamously did indeed have a toxic fanbase.

Jack: Fuck man I never thought the Bob the Builder fanbase would be toxic but holy shit they proved me wrong!
Brian: Thats Mort's Law bro...

by GRNLDSHRK69X March 14, 2021

Petit Mort

A small death.

As he injected he felt the familiar petit mort of the drug in his system.

by Hector July 16, 2003

Mort Kondracke

I am Mort Kondracke.

You must recognize my authority!

by Blah February 8, 2005

dumbass mort

A word used by Carol Johnson in Grand Theft Auto San Sndreas to describe the driver of a car he is hit by.

It means a stupid person who fucks in the ear and says it was a pussy.

He was a dumbass mort and his friends knew it by what his girl told em

by BIG BOI!!!!!! January 4, 2005

J-mort

a "J-mort" is someone who has very little knowledge with electronics. Ussally focuses mainly on farming and agriculture. Only found in merica

My dad is a real J-mort when it comes to texting.

by A1ive April 22, 2011

mort komb

When a slur of retardation is vocalized for the words Mortal Kombat. It begins to control the rest of the sentence or paragraph and makes it uncomprehendable.

whoosh magoosh! ho ho wanna come ove and play some mort komb on the SEG.

by Dabeco October 12, 2004