MMS

Morning Make-up Syndrome: waking up next to a female who looks fugly without her make-up on. OR a female who wears too much make-up and looks falsely hot and looks fugly when the make-up comes off.

i was gonna t-bag this ho, but her MMS unstiffed me.

by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004

MM

MM = "Married Man" as refered to by his lover on the side.

I'm getting together with my MM Wednesday when his wife is at work.

by The OW March 4, 2008

MM

A very tight lie in golf, or a tight gap to get the ball through. This is not easy to play from.

Boy, that is an MM lie.

There is an MM gap he has to negotiate the ball through.

by my name is yakubu! February 10, 2007

MM

Marija Madonna

Dak il-film tal-MM <or>
Dik it-tfajla tal-M-Alla-M.
Haqq ghall-MM

by Mark Zammit April 30, 2003

MMS

Mrachek is fill with dispare, sad hoes, fake bloods and vsco girls, not only that, but the second you walk in, the smell of axe body spray, cheap perfume and musty ass teachers coffee breathe attacks you nose, the teachers are gay as hell and hand out way to much homework, the new school gives off a looks can be deceiving type vibe and thats because it does, the new school looks nice but hold nothing but thots and ghetto ass students, #hoesmad

Niggas at mms ate ghetto and smell like ass

by Domineticx September 20, 2019

MM

YES

JEFF: will you go out with me
MARLA: mm

by smoky_bear28 August 26, 2020

MMS

MMS- acronym for “made me smile”

-woah you have a big dick
-really? MMS

by discojigger69 April 6, 2019