mishappenstance

when u make a mistake on understanding whats happening

isa - u hate me huh?
emily - no baby, that was a mishappenstance… i love u

isa - ight fosho

by cartiloveme June 29, 2022

misapproximate

Verb - regard someone or something as failing to meet their potential or needs

Example: Much of the report misapproximates the actual risk

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

misappoint

When your expectations of a person to understand clearly fails to find the mark of any clear logic or reasoning.

“Those without a sense of humour acutely misappoint in my musings.”

“Shall we resume discussion when the sun breaches so that neither of us are misppointed?”
“We’ve been debating for over an hour and your monkey circus recollection of events has no standing. I’m severely misappointed!”

by Rebbie Downer August 25, 2023

Misap

A person who doesn't learn from his mistakes

Misap, he is him.

by Misap January 21, 2024

mispatter

Someone who sits backwards when on a toilet.

Brooo, did you know that joey is a mispatter? What a fucking loser. Who even sits like that? Especially when they’re taking a dump.

by i really wanna July 15, 2024

Miskapooch

“OH MY GOODNESS”

She stole from Walmart.

Miskapooch

by Jessi martinez March 13, 2026

Missaphonephobia

When someone is on edge and triggered to immediately grab their phone any time they hear a ringtone – even if it’s somebody else’s nearby.

I really don’t like going out with him these days because he has a bad case of missaphonephobia and can’t concentrate on anyones conversation.

by Agneau April 12, 2025