Mikey

a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.
girl 1: did you have fun ?

girl 2: no he was a Mikey.
by hedley566 February 04, 2010
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Someone who is bad at mathematics.
Ava= What's was answer to number 3 in the test?
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!
by Jerry Nom Only September 08, 2008
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fucking retard. white supremisist. fuckin faggot. has clan cookouts. racist asshole.
by not a racist asshole January 09, 2010
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Mikey

Fucking stupid nigger and dumb as hell he also really enjoys getting destroyed by two massive gargantuan monkey dicks in the eye and ass
by Realassnigga1027 April 29, 2019
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a passive, chill, but lazy boy. he's kind of like a sloth, but he's funny sometimes.
"Yo, I think Mikey is gonna come through."

"The sloth? Eh, alright."
by swagmeisterjones May 10, 2012
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A Mikey is someone who has a tiny penis (2inch)
I mikey'd that girl and she was not pleased
by Bhasus December 15, 2015
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Mikey. That's his "cool" nickname. Mikey is a popular kid but what everyone doesnt see is how rude he is. He's a total player and he picks out peoples flaws amd holds it against them for however long he pleases. You definitley don't wanna be this kids friend and you most CERTAINLEY dont wanna be his girlfriend.
"Ugh that kid is such a player"

"He sounds like a Mikey"

"Yeah i wouldn't be suprised if that was his name"
by Mystery Person thingy August 19, 2017
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