The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
by tennisiscool August 31, 2008
Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.
by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 August 25, 2008
A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.
1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.
2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
by Bobeesh August 31, 2008
cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"
by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009
Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...
by trptking August 17, 2008
an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time
by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ August 19, 2008
Super hot swimmer know now as the greatest olympian of all time, after winning 8 gold medals in a single olympics.
He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.
He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.
Woman:Honey you should have Michael Phelps body. You should be like him.
Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.
Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.
by miohmyitsvi August 23, 2008