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michael jordan 

to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better
1)man, michael jordan has a small dick
2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang
mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay
3)dude:hey michael let me hop on
mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick
michael jordan by Harry Doerr June 20, 2008

michael jordan 

The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory.

Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.
Michael Jordan is on your team? Good luck getting any shots off! I hope they brought another ball!

Michael Jordan 

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!
Michael Jordan by Go Backz December 4, 2006

Michael Jordan 

Michael Jordan the most overrated player of all time. How can he be better than LeBron, if he is not better than kareem. How can he can be the GOAT if he isn't the best at anything?
GOAT Scorer:Kevin Durant
GOAT Shooter:Steph Curry
GOAT Passer:Magic Johnson
GOAT playmaker:LeBron James
GOAT defender:Bill Russell
GOAT Peak:LeBron
GOAT Longevity:LeBron
GOAT Playoff peformer:LeBron
Only Casual NBA fans would say Jordan is the GOAT because the famous old saying Jordan is 6-0 and LeBron is 4-6 in the finals. The only reason why MJ is 6-0 is because he versed NO COMPETITION! Not to mention he is 1-9 without Scottie Pippen. MJ retired in 93-95 because he was scared of hakeem! The best finals player Michael Jordan played against was Magic Johnson, and he had AIDS/HIV, the bulls put pippen on magic also so MJ had to do nothing on defense. From 96-98 MJ wasn't even a top 3 defender on his team! Pippen,Rodman and Ron Harper were all better defenders! His east competition wasn't even that good! The best he versed was a rookie shaq and reggie miller. The only two good teams he ever versed in the east was the celtics and the pistons. Larry Bird Swept him! LeBron haters love to say Curry is 3-1 against LeBron in the playoffs and then forget Isiaiah Thomas is 3-1 also against MJ in the playoffs. MJ fans also love to say that LeBron got saved by allen and kyrie and then forget that MJ got saved by Paxson and Kerr too! In conclusion, Michael Jordan is the most overrated player ever
Michael Jordan is 1-9 Without Scottie Pippen. LOL
Michael Jordan by Ethans196 May 19, 2021

Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks
Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"

Michael Jordan Syndrome 

A condition caused when an athlete is made out to be a god by the public and press. The symptoms of MJS are the following behaviors;

A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.

B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.

C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.

D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.

E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.

F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.
Tonio-"Michael Jordan Syndrome is spreading like a disease, all these famous people act a fool jefe."

Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".