Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”

by fjfoiwejffwef February 5, 2025

McGuire

A kid who enjoys banging giant whale sized women.

That McGuire guy loves hitting the gurb

by Cookie2002 November 24, 2021

McGuire

An infected lesion that forms in a flesh food of an obese person’s inner thigh.

Wow dude that McGuire looks like a vagina with a yeast infection!

by BigD710 July 12, 2024

Blizzy Mcguire

Queen and legend of the tiktok and twitter fame. Some may know her as the girl that covered "I'm at burger king with my burger queen" back in 2021, other may know her as a poet, providing great poetry such as; "Everyone's always talking about the gay agenda, but gay is not a gen-da..it's a sexuality...listen.". Not only is she the i(T)-Girl of fashion, she also has provided many tiktok audios that thousands of people have used. Her recent contribution to the world was appearing with Charli XCX at her boiler room set in NYC.

Person 1: I think i am genuinely in love with Blizzy Mcguire.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

by mozzzz March 20, 2024