May 31

national alone day

Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31

by A real clown 🤡 October 16, 2019

May 30th

National purple day; celebrated by wearing and doing things with purple.

I got my purple outfit and purple pizza ready for may 30th

by Lavender lilac October 16, 2020

May 3rd

National thigh day

May 3rd is not only the luckiest day to be born but its also national thigh day meaning the person born on this day can have a free thigh pillow by whoever they chose

by Kryosenitive February 7, 2021

May 31st

Risk Your best friend day

hey how are you. Shut up and Bend over it’s may 31st

by IdubbzNiggerFaggot May 28, 2021

May 30th

Have sex with your S/O day.

“ayy bro you know what happens may 30th”?😏

by psupclove May 29, 2021

may 31st

the day i was born without my consent

"mother. Why was i born in May 31st?"

by Theo_Bruhhhhh March 23, 2021

May 31

The day the best and purest crackheads were birthed.

Tom: Yo bro it’s Tits birthday she was born on may 31 yk what that means crackhead but she’s fire.

by Titknee November 13, 2019