Fact of the Matter

Phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. Often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. When properly used, the moron--through his own stupidity--renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. Consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.

reasonably intelligent person: "The consensus among dietitians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss."

moron: "Well, I am no scientist and I sure as hell won't be called Tom Cruise, but the fact of the matter is I've lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick ass. Do you even realize that I put ice in the shake and its a solid?"

reasonable intelligent person: "You are a moron"

by how to talk to idiots March 5, 2011

civil matter

In policing, a crime that the police cannot be bothered to deal with.

"Sorry sir, that robbery is a civil matter"

by Zamzara October 24, 2007

Matter Of Pat

The greatest rapper within a 3 ft radius of his dorm room.

Yo, Matter Of Pat sucks, but I can't turn away!

by MC Squared December 5, 2004

Wobbly Matter

The female breasts, mammeries, titties etc

Boobs are made from a substance that scientists call wobbly matter.

by Mr Lizard August 22, 2004

dark matter

matter than cannot reflect sunlight. theres about 90% of matter is dark matter. which means the universe could be more cluttered than we thought

Dark Matter is a lot like anti-matter which is now completley gone

by Thomas Henriksson September 16, 2005

ass matter

Feces; shit; butt fudge

If you bothered to wipe, you wouldn't have ass matter all over your undies!

by The Dude June 20, 2003

Fecal Matter

1.Another word for Shit,poop,or doo-doo.
2.Or also comes with a song.

1."Dude You Smell Like Fecal Matter!"
2."Fecal Matter on the Floor, Fecal Matter on the Wall, Fecal Matter in my pants as i do the Fecal Dance."
(Crouch Down and act like takin a Shit)

by Giovanni Zeppelin. July 4, 2007