märkäräinen

A moist fart. Often considered wise to release while sitting on the toilet.

There was something in that pizza yesterday. Released couple of nasty märkäräinens this morning

by Tero auténtico October 20, 2023

Lauri Markkanen

When you’re just as tall as your team’s center, but you don’t play center.

Person 1: I’m just as tall as our teams center.
Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lauri Markkanen!

by RaptorsForLife17 June 23, 2019

Markle Double Claw

A two handed embrace employed by controlling, manipulative actresses and former Royals. Often preceded by a guiding hand placed on the back of her intended target to direct focus.

“I saw my ex at a party last week. I was going to walk over and say “hello” when My GF Markle Double Clawed me”

by Broadsheet July 28, 2022

nick markakis

an angel sent from heaven to save Orioles baseball. He's effing hott too!

i want to have nick markakis' babies

by nicks lover June 13, 2008

markasia

A great girl who you can love forever. Never forget her. They are smart, loving, kind hearted, sweet, beautiful, and stunning. Markasia's tend to fit into with lots of guys. She is amazing

Markasia is so beautiful, i wanna be her someday

by cutieme32 January 26, 2015

marela

The most beautiful girl you could ever see she is so funny but she can be a bitch sometimes but she is a loving and lazy person

Marela is so pretty

by Gracious dol January 19, 2019

Markaiah

Markaiah is a unique name most likely added on to another name. Markaiah a talent, beautiful, mean and nice gal. Markaiah attuide is terrible but she do get the guys.

Markaiah is such a cute ass girl. She always playing hard to get but so effing smart !

by Mailya May 26, 2018