Maritess

Maritess is a nickname for a person who loves gossip, more like the Filipino version of a Karen.

Maritess, Maritess! Anong Latest?
(Maritess, Maritess! What's the latest?)

by Kaijto123 November 28, 2021

Mariah

The most beautiful girl I have set my eyes on. Funny, Cute, Smart, Sweet and overall amazing and a hell of a kisser! She Completes the me. There Isn't a moment of the day where I'm not thinking of her and I don't want to see a moment when I'm not with her.

Mariah Garrido-Ramirez, Will you go out with me? :)

by ODxDriftGhostxx November 6, 2011

Marathi

Referred to as being from the state of Maharashtra or speaking the language marathi. The coolest people in India. Home to Mumbai <3 If you are a maratha manoos (person) you're home to the greatest fighters for chatrapati shivaji! jai shivaji!! Ganesh chaturthi is the most celebrated there in maharashtra. Very friendly, but we tend to follow the "birds of a feather flock together" - we make friends with people who will help us. Very hard working, good looking, we look out for each other. often call each other tai - sister, bai,. Obama danced Koli when in INdia -- home to marathi dance. even if you are goanese, village, or live up north nashik or pune YOU ARE AWESOME.

more importantly, we're the most in India who value and give importance to our women, our wives, sisters, daughters. we treat our wives very importantly and often they make the decisions of the house - and the husband isn't tyrannical over them unlike other parts of India.

we love the arts, literature, great scientists, doctors, engineers, lawyers (but that's expected out of India :P)

pratibha patil. sachin tendulkar. marathi

are tumi nashik madon hai ka?
are va, me thar pune la ratho
namaskar!!

by marathimanoospride December 4, 2010

maritals

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

by Coell September 6, 2005

Mariah Milano

Mariah Milano: a sex symbol, and adorable woman, and a porn star. mostly known for her roles in both Milf, and Latina catorgories, this girl is very adventurous, and always does something different. She has a beautifully shaped body, and is deffinantly one i would put in my top 5, I would define her as perfect. check her out next time your watching some porn. you will not be dissapointed.

A: Look at that beautifully shaped body, she is just amazing

B: Yes, her name is Mariah Milano

A: I think she's perfect.

by onefiftha October 18, 2011

Mariah

Mariah is the most gorgeous, hilarious, amazing, person you will ever meet. She’s kind and compassionate, but don’t get me wrong. She has the temper of a lion. She’ll rip you to shreds and never say sorry. But she can be so so fun and amazing when she wants to be. Depending on the people she’s around makes her mood. She’s unforgettable. She has a smile that’s as contagious as the flu. Her laugh is obnoxious, but it’s amazing. She’s loud, and she’s so EXTRA. But you’ll never regret being her friend. She keeps her promises and she’ll ALWAYS be loyal and ALWAYS be there for you sometimes even when you don’t deserve her she’ll be there anyway. She’s also really annoying but she knows when to stop. Don’t take her for granted. You will never have a friend like Mariah. Even when she’s sad or hurt her smile rarely goes away. She always has a gleam in her eyes. She’s the type of girl who’ll make it far in life and you can tell just by looking at her.

Person 1-Your friends annoying who is she?

Person 2-man that’s mariah. She may be annoying but she’s so much more behind that. Trust me.

*Marish screams and laughs obnoxiously in the distance*

Person 1*Notices her laugh and smiles and sees the gleam in her eyes*

Person 1-Yeah I guess your right bro....

by Secret110 April 18, 2018

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