married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

g married

married without papers.

that bitch thought she could lock me down. don't worry, we G married.

by theoadams December 2, 2013

gay married iguana

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

by IzYaBoi April 21, 2018

im.married.to.shinobu

Professional angst creator

Wife of shinobu (formerly😢)

Enjoys ruining your entire week

“Hey why are you preying on innocent people trying to live there lives.”

“I Follow im.married.to.shinobu”

by Shinobu lover November 15, 2021

hood married

when you claim to be married to another, but there are no legal documents to prove of that.

“They been hood married for twenty years now chile. You can see the rust on her ring. “

by cupcake1017 December 8, 2021

MARIED

The process of getting married.

Will you maried me

by Virgin123 September 6, 2019

PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )

1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner

Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '

by Egaladeist-TAZ March 13, 2010