Lumberjack

A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.

"Wow he's really rocking that beard, what a hot lumberjack"

Lumberjack by Lumberjill21 February 9, 2012

lumberjack

a person who loves smoking weed.
called a lumberjack because they 'smell like trees'

Cheech: people are gonna think we're lumberjacks...
Seth: why?
Cheech: cause we smell like trees.

lumberjack by hiiitlist April 13, 2009

lumberjack

One who constantly uses the adjective nasty to describe things that often aren't nasty at all

look at that nasty cat said the lumberjack

lumberjack by superstar12 April 16, 2009

Lumberjack

When two guys tag team a girl and hold her body in the air by the arms and legs.

"Lets lumberjack this bitch."

Lumberjack by popov boner March 10, 2008

Lumberjack

Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.

Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!

Lumberjack by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011

Lumberjack

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.

w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~

Lumberjack by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011

Lumberjack

While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.

Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!

Lumberjack by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011