smack loin

Jacking off

Amier and zaire each other’s smack loin every single day

by Therealfgd October 23, 2017

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

ablazed loins

When ones private parts burn for another

Girl 1: “he’s soooo hot!”
Girl 2: “you’ve got to have ablazed loins!”

by Fuckerfromtexas November 19, 2017

loin droppings

Another word for any children

Them fuckin loin droppings are in my damn yard agian control ur loin droppings becky

by Dreamkiller696969 April 5, 2020

Loin Loneliness

This term refers to going over a long dry spell or virginity by choice, not your choice.

Sorry I was kinda an ass. been having a case of loin loneliness.

by Carmel Schmitty March 21, 2011

Disco in my loins

To have sex to the rythem and beat of the music.

When a man's engorged member slides in and out of a womans disco hall. At the same time his shiny disco balls bang against her arse to the beat of the music being listened too and thus creating a wonderful melody of love making.

Person 1: How was last night?

Person 2: I had disco in my loins with this girl from the club. She loved it when the uptempo song came on as the beat was so fast but my disco balls feels like they have been in a boxing ring.

by Wiseone1879 December 1, 2023

ConJoyin my loins

When a girl or women or guy wants so bang badly with someone so badly they question their very existence, they questioning are they even worthy? Or they question do they even have a chance with said person but are still willing and able to go on given it up for temporary gain or temporary satisfaction. Oftentimes Mostly mistaken for love at first sight.

(ConJoyin my lions:) that women. Wants to ConJoyin my loins!That girl wanted to conjoyin my loins I bad. She wants to conjoyin my loins so badly. She want to conjoyin my loins ever since the last girl who gave a fuck about anything that matters! Should I give her a chance to joyin my loins or not bro?

by Dadontayte April 23, 2021