David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger

Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022

Loch Llyod

A prestigious gated community in the suburbs of Kansas City where only the elite, upper 1% can afford to live. Such trash like mediocre car salesmen could NEVER even pull up to the gate of this elite community of successful business men and women.

"Hey, have you ever been inside one of those mansions at Loch Llyod?"
"No, way! I'm a shitty car salesman. Never in my life will they let me in there! I am WAY too trashy to even make it past the gate keeper."

"Man, I wish my dad was as rich as yours so I could live in Loch Llyod."

"It must be nice to have no worries and live in Loch Lloyd."

"Maybe if you showed up on your day off you'd also be able to live in Loch Lloyd like me and my rich dad."

by Maxine Ford April 24, 2019

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

Loch

Ohr Berish and Sutton

Yo did you see those guys drinking Jager in town they are such lochs

by Tj anonymous July 27, 2022