A prestigious gated community in the suburbs of Kansas City where only the elite, upper 1% can afford to live. Such trash like mediocre car salesmen could NEVER even pull up to the gate of this elite community of successful business men and women.
"Hey, have you ever been inside one of those mansions at Loch Llyod?"
"No, way! I'm a shitty car salesman. Never in my life will they let me in there! I am WAY too trashy to even make it past the gate keeper."
"Man, I wish my dad was as rich as yours so I could live in Loch Llyod."
"It must be nice to have no worries and live in Loch Lloyd."
"Maybe if you showed up on your day off you'd also be able to live in Loch Lloyd like me and my rich dad."
"No, way! I'm a shitty car salesman. Never in my life will they let me in there! I am WAY too trashy to even make it past the gate keeper."
"Man, I wish my dad was as rich as yours so I could live in Loch Llyod."
"It must be nice to have no worries and live in Loch Lloyd."
"Maybe if you showed up on your day off you'd also be able to live in Loch Lloyd like me and my rich dad."
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Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
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Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
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