Red Lightsaber

When you are done having sex with a girl and you pull out and your shocked to find out your dick is all covered with blood. It looks like a red light saber.

Person 1:"Did you hear John's girlfriend didn't tell him she was on her period before they had sex?"
Person 2:"Yeah she gave him a red lightsaber"

by JT $$$ December 12, 2008

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lightsaber

A light up dildo.

I just got the best lightsaber from the XXX toy shop today... it works my pussy good!

by G Dawg Girl January 22, 2004

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lightsaber duel

When you and your friend continuously touch dicks and make the famous lightsaber noise

Jay: Hey Tom fancy a lightsaber duel?
Tom: yeah sure!
-Both dicks touch as lightsaber noises are made-

by Eggytom June 4, 2017

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lightsaber

A sword-like weapon from Star Wars. Available from Master Replicas.

I got a lightsaber!

by master replicas November 9, 2003

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A broken off beer or liquor bottle, (in some instances, a broken pool cue) used as a jagged weapon in a fight. Usually the person brandishing it is Irish, pissed off, and swings it around like a lightsaber.

I nearly got cut in the face with an Irish lightsaber when the soccer hooligans were rioting outside the bar.

by Dr. Claw February 8, 2009

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Lightsaber

1. A fictional weapon from Star Wars, which resembles a sword, with the longer part glows.
2. A term used when the like/dislike bar in a video (usually Youtube) resembles a lightsaber, due to its shape. It should at least have a couple dislikes in a video with a good amount of likes to make one, and vice versa.
3. A slang for a penis.

1. My dad just bought me a lightsaber.
2. Dude, Hans' video just got some sort of lightsaber.
3. Oh my.... your lightsaber is that big!

by LY Lee November 9, 2016

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