Leshelle

Beautiful daughter who i love greatly. 😍

My daughter is a beautiful leshelle

by Minty68 June 29, 2017

Anal Leash

People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.

-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.

-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??

-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.

-I don't.

by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance

Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.

by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003

leashed

A Girl controls a guy

Beth leashed chris and now he gets her food all the time!

by Zephino September 25, 2006

Leash

Anything that restricts movement; used as a euphemism for pager or cell phone, when the main reason you have the thing in the first place is your work or your parental unit.

Loser #1: Dam, is that my leash or yours?

Loser #2: Yours I think - my boss is on vacation so he won't be calling me!

by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005

leyshka

Leyshka is a girl who is always down to earth. She always keeps an open mind about everything and had a very funny personality. Leyshkas are super bubbly and intelligent. They come up with great ideas and always does things for the greater good. She can be a sassy flirt but she can be the sweetest person.

Have you met Leyshka? She’s the funniest person I’ve ever met.

by Guacamole13 October 9, 2020

Leshaunte

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is funny. She is the most intelligent girl you will ever meet. She will make the best girlfriend. She is fierce and sporty. She is the best kisser. She loves animals and like defending people. As soon as you see her she will catch your eyes and you will fall in love with her. You can not resist her she is the hottest person ever. She listens to you and she will always make you smile. She is a really happy girl that is always smiling. You will never lose faith in her and she is always positive.

Leshaunte is the most intelligent.
Leshaunte is the sexiest.
Leshaunte is the funniest.

by Leshaunte June 4, 2018