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Sky lantern

Glowing debris which floats away from a bonfire, usually leaves or paper, which will sometimes burn through clothing or fabric
That god damned sky lantern burned a hole in my pants!
by Suburbanpugmom April 2, 2018
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Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019
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lantern head

A person who isn't very bright. Itelligence is as dim as an old fashioned lantern
thAt boy fred is such a lantern head he keeps trying to unscrew that bolt with a hammer.
by bubba1970 December 22, 2010
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magic lantern

The magic lantern was an early type of image projector, developed in the 17th century.

It used a concave mirror behind a light source to direct as much of the light as possible through a small rectangular sheet of glass – the magic lantern slide – on which was the painted or photographic image to be projected – and onward into a lens at the front.

Candles or oil lamps were used, producing dim projections. Lighting Improvements took the form of the "Argand lamp" from the 1790s, limelight in the 1820s, electric arc light in the 1860s and finally the incandescent electric lamp.

The magic lantern could project moving images by the use of various types of mechanical slide, which could be over a foot long at times and could contain gears cranks and pulleys. ‘English pattern’ slides were 3.5 by 3.5 inches, ‘French pattern slides’ were 3.25 by 4 inches, and the ‘standard European size’ was 3.25 by 3.25 inches.

The magic lantern played a very important part in Victorian society. Temperance and religious lectures were given. The lantern was also used in education, for demonstration of scientific principles, and to relay news of world events. By this time, images were being transferred to slides by photographic means, and then colored by hand. Lanterns of this time could have up to four projection tubes.

Despite the advent of motion pictures, magic lanterns were still used in schools and institutes; photographic and printed slides were still being manufactured in the 1940s.
My grandma has old magic lantern projection slides from the 1920's
by cheese tips March 22, 2017
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Green Lantern

The act of covering your partner during sexual intercourse in snot instead of lubricant.
Brad Pitt " Ah dude i was just with Angelina and I realized i had no lube so I...."
Matt "So you did a green lantern?"
by etones123 May 7, 2011
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The Green Lantern

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.
"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
by jakebeale July 26, 2019
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Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates
" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"
by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007
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