lanky kong

He has no style, he has no grace, this kong, has a funny face

Hey that Guy has no style and no grace!
Yeah, he's a real lanky kong

by MoloMan December 18, 2016

Lanky Prick

A skinny annoying guy like Miniminter

Yo Simon shut up you lanky prick

by Keglen September 19, 2022

Lanky lad

A guy that is very tall has long skinny legs and arms. Can’t dance to save his life, very awkward in relationship, very clinging and terrible at giving hugs. Overall a lanky lad is a great friend but a terrible boyfriend.

“Hey I’m going out with Sam!” Says Bella

“Oof he’s one lanky lad” says me

by Mcsweeneyyyy November 19, 2019

lanky girl

lanky girls are normally are weird and tall, but also skinny

rose is a lanky girl, her legs reach the sky.

by unkknnoowwnn123321 June 29, 2015

lanky bastard

Lanky bastards are a tall, black thin entity with blinding white eyes weighing approximately 3000lbs and a height of approximately 11.5ft. The composition of a lanky bastard is unknown but seems to have the consistency of heavy leather. When a human is within 100ft of lanky bastards, it may enter their agitated state, which can go off at random times. During its agitated state, lanky bastards will sprint towards the human at approximately 6smph whilst playing the 2003 Fireman Sam intro at 150dB.

"Oh god, it's a lanky bastard!"
"OI, LANKY BASTARD!"

by ⊕ November 01, 2020

lanky lad

A guy that is very tall has long skinny legs and arms. Can’t dance to save his life, very awkward in relationship, very clinging and terrible at giving hugs. Overall a lanky lad is a great friend but a terrible boyfriend.

“Hey I’m going out with Sam”
“Oof he’s one lanky lad”

by Mcsweeneyyyy November 19, 2019

lanky homo

A Lanky crack head alcholic homo that listens to punk and likes to puke on people.

For fucks sake eric your such a lanky homo

by Sideshow April 12, 2005