Wee Labour

A spin off political party, based in scotland, of the main "new Labour" party. Their members include the incompetent, quagmire (I Gray)

Ach don't pay any notice of whats in "the record" today, its just more "Wee Labour" propaganda!

by eff_the_daily_record May 13, 2011

Labourer

Pepsi Max Cherry drinker, toilet big stinker, all chat little thinker

“Sorry I’m late, I went full labourer and smashed too many PMC at the yugioh torny last night”

by OMGIMSOREEM July 7, 2023

Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!

Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!

by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024

labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017