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Ketonaut

A person who has taken a sufficiently high dose of ketamine to feel partially disconnected and who has significant difficulties with walking (a frequent symptom of ketamine high)
“After that last bump, Jake turned into a full-on ketonaut—he tried to walk to the kitchen but ended up staring at the fridge for 10 minutes.”
by Matopatofato June 1, 2025
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Dirty Keturah

Shoving a thermometer in a girl’s vagina. Typically done when doing cosplay as doctor/nurse and patient.
They were having fun in the bedroom and she started to “not feel well”. So he gave her a dirty keturah
by 116thiccboi95 April 1, 2020
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Jesse and Keturah

these people will become a great couple over time. they are destined to be with each other some day. it is a rocky start, but eventually they will both like each other. it’s also meant to be because j and k are next to each other in the alphabet. together, this couple will be much more powerful than any other couple they know. Jesse and Keturah are people who have usually known each other for quite a while or have grown up together. jesse usually has brown eyes and curly hair while keturah has blue eyes and wavy/straight hair. at this very moment, one of them likes the other right now and they will become a couple soon. i swear they will get married.
person1: “who's that powerful couple?”
person2 “oh, that’s Jesse and Keturah, the best couple.”
by peasinapod22 November 27, 2023
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