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Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat
*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
by Unicornication July 10, 2016
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if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.
If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.
by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016
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If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.
If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!
by Salacious Menace July 18, 2009
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Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label?
Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label?
by Kmqq April 22, 2023
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Join my arena

Slang for hot sloppy butt sex, particularly used in the smash community
"yo arbiter, join my arena"- œ nate
by Nate507 February 24, 2021
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Join-Leave Limbo

"I joined the meeting early, but seeing no one else, I left. Unfortunately, this triggered a notification that the meeting had started, leading someone else to join. However, upon joining, they leave because no one is in the meeting! But their joining triggers a notification causing the cycle to repeat for others in a continuous cascade "
aka Empty Room Echo or Notification Cascade
the meeting ended early. I joined late causing a Join-Leave Limbo.
by Foucault's Pandemonium June 13, 2024
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