Johnathan Reeve

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.

"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"

by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017

johnathan davis

n. A pretty cool dude. He kinda sold out and started getting repetitious, but was good in his prime. May come back. I dunno, I don't really care anymore. JD had an fresh style, with the Puma, Adidas, and Pony gear, and even fresher music. Maybe he can save himself from getting too stale.

John Davis was one ill white boy in the day, I think he could come back if he makes some new, fresh jams and quits selling his Scottish ass out. I believe in you JD, I don't give a shit if a bunch a whities think you suck ass, my boys got ur back

by Jam Master J April 16, 2006

Johnathan Ackerman

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is also a epic gamer.

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the broncos game and got the epic victory royals at the same time.

by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019

Johnathan C. Eldritch

Johnathan C. Eldritch , often abbreviated to JCE or shortened to John or Johnny, is a fictional character within the "PHOBOS" ARG webseries. He first appeared in voice only, speaking in a transatlantic accent, but was later revealed in a humanoid form. Johnathan is depicted as a tall man in a suit and loosely-fitting tie, having a white skeleton-like face and horns in the shape of cartoon arrows. His face is expressive, shown to blink and emote when talking.

Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.

"Johnathan C. Eldritch glared menacingly at the last cupcake!"

by SuperCooper778 October 11, 2021

Johnathan Blair

An absolute pussy magnet. Also known as mister steal yo girl gets all the girls. And is the next hokage.

All hail Johnathan Blair

by Chingchong6942021911 December 1, 2019

Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020

Johnathan Depth

The proper name for Johnny Depp.

What's Johnny Depp's full name?

Johnathan Depth.

by SpikeyMike2 July 7, 2018