Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat

*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016

wanna join my free v-bucks giveaway

Basically a "Free giftcard giveaway" but in Fortnite

Hey guys, wanna join my FREE V-BUCKS GIVEAWAY

by ItsRainey May 21, 2018

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.

If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!

by Salacious Menace July 18, 2009

Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label?

Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label?

Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label?

by Kmqq April 22, 2023

joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 28, 2020

joined the stars

when someone says the tried to “join the stars”, that means the tried to kill themselves

you could also say someone “joined the stars”, when they actually did kill themselves.

“i tried to join the stars when i was 15”
…
“a kid at my school joined the stars last year”

by jayy9 November 2, 2023