Ignorant bastards. Individuals who are gifted with a large vocabulary and quick wit, and use it to other's expenses. Often very sarcastic, and thrive on making fun of those they view as different or slow-witted. Also incredibly critical and judgemental, these individuals believe everything that is not them is stupid and moronical. Anything deemed as immature or stupid is subject to their quick, aggressive tongue.
I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.
I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.
by moss|punk January 19, 2007
speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.
John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
by Harrisburg Dairies December 16, 2011
A highly intelligent person who uses his/her intellect in a nasty superior manner.
Also.. someone who posts Urban Legends and false newsmyths on line to prey on the gullibility of others.
Also.. someone who posts Urban Legends and false newsmyths on line to prey on the gullibility of others.
Intellectual bullying
By posting Urban Legends and false news articles on social media, the intellectual bully gets great pleasure in doing this ad nauseaum.
By posting Urban Legends and false news articles on social media, the intellectual bully gets great pleasure in doing this ad nauseaum.
by xxwakzz January 20, 2016
Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.
by Anton Doos January 22, 2016
A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.
Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.
by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008
the act of going to a coffeeshop with an impressive book (Debord, Nietzche, or maybe an advance bio book) and flipping through the pages without comprehension in hopes of starting a conversation with another patron.
by Rishi K. Gandhi January 26, 2005