insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 08, 2008

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Insta-pregnant

The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.

Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.

by Polypmaster May 30, 2015

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The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

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Going through peoples old Instagram pictures and not liking or even commenting on anything.

I've so been insta lurking my crushes IG

by BuddyRia December 29, 2015

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When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.

Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.

by Cheris April 23, 2006

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When you call your coke dealer and ask him to hook you up in a hurry.

My Boy said it would cost us an extra $20 to make it an "Insta-Gram" this time.

by Chubbalicious January 13, 2015

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Short for instant favorite. Used when the option 'favorite' is available to show you like something.

"I was on DeviantArt the other day and found this awesome photograph, which was a total insta-fav in my opinion."

by TehShush March 10, 2009

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