Icelandic Icepick

When some body is going down on a guy, and right before he cums he whacks the back of their head, so that the person going down snarfs the Jizz.

When Casale goes down on Hart with his sleeping mask Hart doesn't have to worry about giving Casale an Icelandic Icepick because the nose mask will catch the Jizz.

by phractal33 January 31, 2008

Iceland Bypass

The surgery performed by degenerate Icelandic hedonists to connect the anal and vaginal passages for sexual purposes.

"She had these awesome tribal tattoos starting on her inner thighs"
"...and out her vagina?"
"Twice."
"...and out her ass?"
"Yep."
"Oh, so she had an Iceland Bypass."

by Sir D. Hicksworthy Farticus January 8, 2008

Iceland Cracker

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

by Raul Casablancas May 28, 2006

Icelandic Lesbian

Someone who ties their sweater or hoodie around their waist, sort of like a first grader.

"Hey John, why did you tie your hoodie around your waist? You look like an Icelandic lesbian."

by Dickbuttbukkake December 13, 2014

Icelandic leaf blower

the act of cumming in ones own mouth and power blowing it into the another ones vagina

she was bored so i gave her the Icelandic leaf blower, and that spiced things up.

by humbebe April 14, 2021

Ashley from Iceland

Ashley only lets little children into her shop, like Ross Swenny. she gives you cheap, cheap deals on Pepsi Max. she will slide tackle you if you try to get into her shop without her permission and she'll put it in your bum.
but she won't open a fucking NEW TILL!!!!

Ashley from Iceland is Ross Swenny's sugar mummy

by Arran Rice August 1, 2018

Icelandic Torso Love

The act of 2 male lovers throbbing in the missionary position, occasionally french kissing wearing nothing but leather belts, while building an Excel model.

How was the party yesterday?

Pretty dull, Haukur and Finnbogi sneaked into the computer room for some Icelandic Torso Love and ended up with a circular reference.

by Snorri Snorrason August 18, 2008