I hate you

I want to pluck hairs off your toes with my lips until I have enough to make a hair ball, and then I’ll do it again, and again, until I can stack them on top of eachother and make a hairman.

ava: i hate you

evin: really?? you’re nasty
ava: i hate you

by this is definitellly a joke October 30, 2025

I hate you

What some people will say if they actually hate you or if it's just because you did something that they didn't like.

Some random person: I hate you
Some other random person: I love you too

by PhoenixGamer34 November 13, 2023

I HATE you

I LOVE you

I HATE you

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

I hate you

It kinda like an oxymoron. It’s when a guy that likes you and a girl that likes you. When the guy says something sweet, cute, kind, or nice. And you are blushing and smiling. The girl would say I hate you. Because you know you can’t have the guy. Because he may be dating someone.

:what’s you middle name

:Elaine

: that’s pretty

:thanks, I hate you

by Molly em December 24, 2024

i hate you

the worst insult ever

Person: I hate you!!!!! 😡

Other person: i don’t care

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

I hate all of you

All your needles guns and knives make me feel like vomitting. I hate every last one of you poisonous starvative assholes telling me you can but i cant. Please kill yourselves.

Asking me how im doing will only get the response i hate all of you, your a parasitic infection and the fact you cant ever share makes life worthless with you alive.

by Cody5050 May 26, 2023

I hate you

Word that you say to your parents to express your gratitude for them

“I hate you, mum and dad!”

“Thank you, son/daughter/other! Now let’s go to the orphanage!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024