hutch

a crazy jersey dude-guy dick. gets overzealous when playing intermural sports. makes fun of freshman for no reason. needs to put a shirt on.

Dude 1: dude! you missed that rebound!what the fuck?!?! i'm gonna fucking pop a cap in your ass then throw the body in the river!

Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.

by hotfrosh October 12, 2009

starsky and hutch

Stupid ass movie that Ben Stiller is in to bring his acting career back with. Sometimes refered to as 'That stupid movie with Ben Stiller'. Also, a term to mean smaking a chick in her head so she sees stars and then putting her in a hutch

"That bitch was teethin so I Starsky and Hutched her.

by Michaellee33 April 4, 2005

D Hutch

A fat man baby who is addicted to heroin. He also has Moobs aka Man Boobs.

Have you ever seen a D Hutch NOT on disability?

by truthbetoldbyme January 29, 2010

Hutch bag

A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.

This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.

The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.

Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.

Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.

David: Zach, you love cock.
Zach: Shut up Dick Lick.
David: Good come back, HUTCH BAG!

by David the Native January 12, 2009

kyle hutching

A man with a absalute horse cock and is a principle

Oh how I want horse cock kyle hutchings

by Charles Ryder handsey March 1, 2023

Chutney Hutch

The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark.

'He knew he was onto something when Grahame asked if he took it up the Chutney Hutch' Anon

by GusGorman March 2, 2009

Gnarsky and Hutch

You can refer to this (1975, later re-made in 2004) film "Starsky and Hutch" to explain something or someone being gross or "gnar" ...

"Yeah we went to that burger place last week, it was Gnarsky and Hutch..."

or

"You REALLY went home with that Jenna girl last night?? Man.. She was GNARsky and Hutch..."

by Klyde Frog February 7, 2009