dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm 

A verb which mainly means "high treason, insult to others both higher and lower, he who has no chill" if you ever commit this you'll be killed on sight

(person 1): Man not EVERYONE can be an Olympian
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!

dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm by Lord clem the thridst September 7, 2021

humpty dumptress 

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

humpty dumptress by bacardehali August 1, 2012

Humpty Dumptus 

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

Humpty Dumptus by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012

Humpty-Dumptied 

This wonderful event starts out with a man sitting on a wall to show off his crotch to a woman he has a crush on. To show the woman that he is mating material, he will hump the wall in hopes of moistening her lady garden. However, he does not realize that humping the hard wall will stimulate his spinky and cause a great fall... of shit. The poopy will land below on the woman, and all hopes of mating will be crushed.

Tyrant: Yo boss, happy Friday. Any fun plans for the weekend?

The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.

Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.

The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.

Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.

Humpty-Dumptied by Stoney69 December 18, 2020

humpy dumpy 

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

humpy dumpy by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

humpdy dumpdy 

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!

Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again

humpdy dumpdy by Ganjiman March 16, 2004

humpdy dumpdy 

Humpdy dumpdy also includes standing upright while doing a girl up da butt and spinning around in cirlces while falling down and ejaculation occurs in the ass

The popped his left nut while giving a humpdy dumpy to A fine ass bitch

humpdy dumpdy by Bert Goo2 March 28, 2003