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hysterectomy

Son 1: Mom just got a hysterectomy.

Son 2: Game Ovaries.

Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.
by MaxEdison September 22, 2010
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Hysterically crying

Her brother hurt her and she hysterically crying for the next three days.
by Yavster June 12, 2014
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Hyster

Female reproductive organs.
1. You cat is really annoying while it is in heat, ever think of having her hyster removed? 2. Thankfully mom cannot make any more siblings, she has her hyster but she has gone through the change.
by deckferbrains October 17, 2010
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hysterical pantsuit

A feminist cougar who freaks out whenever things don't go her way.
That hysterical pantsuit, Hillary should have just said her cat fell asleep on the delete key when her email was open.
by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016
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Mass Hysteria

A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.

Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"

Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.

Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"

Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"

Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
by Jack and Jasmin September 14, 2007
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hysteric glamour

Japanese clothing label. They sell cute stuff, but some if it just creeps me out. A naked woman with a bowling ball infront of her, ehhh, private parts? Not to mention, it is RIDICULOUSLY priced. You're better off looking on Ebay if you're Otaku enough to buy such things.
Lover's House, Hysteric Glamour, Metamorphose, Baby the Stars Shine Bright, etc. are all Japanese fashion labels that many Wapanese and Otaku buy to "be" Japanese.
by Mariselita February 11, 2005
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hystericalectomy

surgey to remove ones funnybone
I think he's had a hystericalectomy,He never laughs at my jokes.
by hickabilly13 August 31, 2013
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