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hobbitcock

Troll, your Honda Civic is totally hobbitcock!
by Ralf Walter August 15, 2005
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hobbit

Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live)
Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree
Sam: Well, youre definately small enough...
zel: Hey!
by Zellie February 26, 2004
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hobbity gaga

Oral sex performed on a man; hummer
I ca't come to the phone right now because I'm giving my bf some hobbity gaga.
by Akward January 5, 2006
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hobbit chick

A chick with a longer upper body then lower body. They appear to be short and stumpy, much like a hobbit.
Look at that hobbit chick, her legs are so short. I wonder if she knows Gandalf?
by the-moyni May 24, 2009
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Hobbit Arm

When it came down to it, Shelia was afraid to take Dickey home because the rumors of his hobbit arm.

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"Long" John Smith, a basketball player from the early 80's, had such a problem with his hobbit arm that he had to tape to his leg before every game to avoid injury.
by DeezEnUTees December 25, 2008
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Hobbit lifestyle

Playing video games all night without any sleep. Coming to work the following morning looking all disheveled.
Person 1: I live the untz untz lifestyle
Person 2: eff that im all about the hobbit lifestyle.
by hobbit lifestyle promoter December 26, 2011
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Basement hobbit buster

One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.
Example 1;

Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."

Old lady: "Oh dear."

BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."

Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"

BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."

Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."
by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009
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