hibernating bear 

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.

Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle

hibernating bear by Nature Lover December 24, 2007

Hubernation

The act of going into a state akin to Hibernation, and yet doing it in such a fashion that one becomes very much like a person named Hubert.

Cinnamon: I'm going into Hubernation.
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*

Hubernation by Aqua Markwin June 29, 2021

sleep hibernating 

Intentionally or inententionally getting so much sleep on a regular basis that you're able to pull an all nighter when needed (specifically for school projects)

John: hey man did you finish the project?

Bill: yah man I just pulled an all nighter for it

John: aren't you tired?

Bill: no man I was sleep hibernating all week, I fell great

sleep hibernating by kz9320 June 20, 2011

Hugbernation 

The act of an intensive period of hugging, typically taking place in a bed covered with a true feather blanket.

This Friday, we shall engage in some intensive hugbernation in my bed.

The hugbernating that was done in the Guangzhou hotel shall go down in legend.

Hugbernation by Hugbernator August 20, 2019

Vibernation 

The state of being in the absolute best vibes. The vibe equivalent to hibernation

Me and the boys were sitting around a fire baked. We entered Vibernation

Vibernation by Dbrid_27 June 14, 2022

Hibernationship 

A relationship entered into for the sole purpose of relieving the perils of boredom during the 2020 Covid 19 lockdowns.

She’s not my future wife but she’s perfect for a hibernationship until Corona fucks off.

Hibernationship by seethesea75 March 27, 2020

hybernating tyson 

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.

derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.

hybernating tyson by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011